My flatulence almost always begins with a sharp 'pop', & then a low, steady grumble

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    its been this way for the last several years...

    I used have an array of different tones & cadences, but such variety seems to have long since passed... I used to enjoy the uniqueness of each event, but now they've simply become passé ...They've become little more than one of a handful of methods I turn to, to alleviate a stomach-ache.

    What are some of the the simple joys in life that have since escaped you, as you progress in age ??



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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Are you reverting back to the 2010 2manboobs?
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    I rather enjoy shit thread maker Moobs.
     
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    Your arse is broken.
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    I'm in a reflective mood this evening
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    This style of thread is what first brought 2manboobs to my attention. Pre- :kkk:
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My second bowel movement today looked like one of those african ant hills.

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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    ​Boon.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's been that way ever since your b-hole was sewn shut and you have to fart -- and poop -- through your belly button into a colostomy bag. does your shitbag have vents on it so that it doesn't just get full of fart air? it must be gross when you have to release the stale fart air from that bag. :jj:
     
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    Its like shaking up a fine bottle of champagne then lopping the top off with a sword
     
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    I'm not a homosexual, sweety... Your gay come-ons aren't gonna work here :kitty::gayflag:
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i fucking pwned your sewn-shut ass, faggit. :jj: you fart into a shit bag from your belly button. that's fucking hilarry.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    :giggle::bounce: ..The only thing you own is that box of Kleenex you use to mop up the goo after your re-occurring gay Down-syndrome wet-dream is finished..... Shooo, junior
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg you don't even make sense you no asshole having frittata loolz. plus your wife is getting boned by a nignog. ouch.