My fried eggs were runny today

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But I love it


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    What about Ms Chrizas eggs? Still unfertilized?
     
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    Cum in my ass
     
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    Let me help you with that. Toast and butter.
     
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    I don't want no baby
     
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    Hope you get the drizzling shits from them.
     
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    That's an odd thing to hope :wtf:
     
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    I'm watching a wack movie with Scarlett Johansson and the governor from "The Walking Dead."
     
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    I'm at work
     
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    LOL!
     
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    Sorry about your luck, kid. The trees are still dormant.
     
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