My friend asked me to go snow shoeing with her today

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I told her to shove a snow shoe up her cunt. What a fucking dumbass activity. Who likes doing things in the snow anyway? Snow is cold and wet and shitty. People who go snow shoeing or skiing or snowboarding are all faggots.
     
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    You ever play SSX? :umunch:
     
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    So...you're saying I'm lying about NOT doing something? :scratch:
     
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    Jesus Christ, Mario!! EVERY thread I click on!!! :jj:
     
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    Dafuq
     
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    i snowshoe and cross country sky and hike in the winter an once i did winter camping in a tent. manly men like me -- real outdoorsmen -- don't get all faggity about stuff like that. and then when we return to town, we pillage before showering and re-entering our refined metrosexual lifestyles.
     
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    fat bike or just studded tires? :cheer:
     
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    chriza plays outdoorsman when he dresses up by ain't one in real life.

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    Studded
     
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    I hate cold :no:
     
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