My friend had a joke.

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  1. Vyb

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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."










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    tl;dr
     
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    It's elementary....
     
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    you need a funnier group of friends
     
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    is this about Dawg and Baltimore Mike?
     
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    Were they camping at Brokeback Mountain?
     
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    That's cool. Gimme 5 stars tho.
     
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    And I read it :facepalm:
     
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    done :cheer:
     
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    Kobe talking with Floyd Mayweather Jr last night.

    And he was saying the word "nigga" :nocheer:
     
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    Q: Why won't the Rabbi eat out his wife?

    A: Cause she's a PIG! oh !!!
     
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    Haha. You DID read it. :no:
     
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    :hhh:

    Clip? I gotta go. Back laterz.
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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    [video=youtube;oF_L6w2A1r0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF_L6w2A1r0#t=123[/video]