My friend had a lump ON his penis, not the balls or anything

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The doctor said it was nothing and my friend said something about the doctor using a "medical grade cheese grater" to get rid of the lump.

    What was it?!
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    calluses
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    :rofl:
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Kanye West can probably answer this.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Could have been something like those calcium deposits blairg had on his balls?
     
  6. babybear

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    shaving bumps
     
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    Dong zit?
     
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    Wart.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He had an ingrown hair on his taint once. He has no inner censor so he just says everything, which is how I know this gross crap.
     
  10. christ cracker

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    get well soon "friend" :c
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You've got me figured out!
     
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    :lol: oopsies
     
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    Ugh. My friend is a nurse and he told me a guy with diabeetus came in with an infected taint. The guy had a zit there and his girlfriend tried to pop it and she must have had dirty fingernails because he ended up with what looked like a little diseased and pus-oozing vagina between his balls and a-hole.
     
  14. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Knuckle?
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Puke! This guy took some of the antibiotic pills his girlfriend had picked up in a Mexican pharmacy and they worked pretty fast, because he said that the ingrown taint hair cyst exploded in his pants.
     
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    Sweet weeping Jesus... that guy sure has bad skin.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    He also lives in a trailer with his mother. :)
     
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    I'm working up a massive turd. :coffee:
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's been stuck in your throat all night.
     
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    Lucky bastard.