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My friend had a lump ON his penis, not the balls or anything

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by big faggy, Nov 29, 2012.

  1. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy!

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    The doctor said it was nothing and my friend said something about the doctor using a "medical grade cheese grater" to get rid of the lump.

    What was it?!
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet keep walkin Staff Member

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    calluses
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP Gold

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    :rofl:
     
  4. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Kanye West can probably answer this.
     
  5. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy!

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    Could have been something like those calcium deposits blairg had on his balls?
     
  6. babybear

    babybear Wherewolf of Arizona VIP

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    shaving bumps
     
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    Dong zit?
     
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    Babs VIP Extreme Gold

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    Wart.
     
  9. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy!

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    He had an ingrown hair on his taint once. He has no inner censor so he just says everything, which is how I know this gross crap.
     
  10. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    get well soon "friend" :c
     
  11. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy!

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    You've got me figured out!
     
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    :lol: oopsies
     
  13. Tuesday

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    Ugh. My friend is a nurse and he told me a guy with diabeetus came in with an infected taint. The guy had a zit there and his girlfriend tried to pop it and she must have had dirty fingernails because he ended up with what looked like a little diseased and pus-oozing vagina between his balls and a-hole.
     
  14. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Knuckle?
     
  15. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy!

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    Puke! This guy took some of the antibiotic pills his girlfriend had picked up in a Mexican pharmacy and they worked pretty fast, because he said that the ingrown taint hair cyst exploded in his pants.
     
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    Sweet weeping Jesus... that guy sure has bad skin.
     
  17. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy!

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    He also lives in a trailer with his mother. :)
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    I'm working up a massive turd. :coffee:
     
  19. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy!

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    It's been stuck in your throat all night.
     
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    Lucky bastard.