My friend in a text "If you don't pick up your phone I'm never inviting you out again"

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    Ugh...I said yes to come to a party with him a few days ago, but today was just so fail that I don't want to go anymore.
    First of all, my new oven is just standing in the middle of my living room, and an electrician wont be able to install it before Monday, which has totally fucked with my head because then Im off my eating routine cause all I have is my microwave to heat up food now.
    I went on a binge today and ate a frozen pizza that I prepared in the microwave, and an entire box of cookies + a microwave pasta dish. I was set on not going to th e party and just ignoring my friend when he tried to contact me, but he wasn't giving the fuck up. Then he was like "Dude my gf's girl friend is only coming because you said you would be there!"

    I texted him and told him that I binged today and feel too fat and distusting to go, and he told me to just get drunk and forget about it and come over and hook up with the chick...Now I'm sitting here downing a beer as fast as I can ready to run out the door, and apparently theres going to be an expectation that I pick up his girlfriend's friend at the party, which is just ...Im totally not feeling it today. Any other day but today. Fuck Im nervous, and I have to leave in 1 minute :'(
     
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