My friend who is 83<---Yeah, is Getting Circumcised

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  1. RF76

    RF76 Well-Known Member

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    His wife died last April, he's lonely and comes to my house all the time and calls me on the reg. I sorta feel bad for him, BUT, he has an M5 BMW (fast as shit I drove it 560 HP) and one of those Mercedes high class fuckers like a rich guy would have. His house is paid off and he has a ton of $$$ He showed me one of his accounts, million nuff said.

    The guy told me today he's getting cut, he has a new girl and is embarrassed about the foreskin. He's well aware of the pain and I told him about that. Pussy is a motivating factor, holy shit.
     
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    He showed u bank account ?? Lol
     
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    83? Couldn't he just peel it off at this point?
     
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    How old is the girl? I am sure she is really concerned about the quality of sex with him.
     
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    It was only one of them, he was bragging. Nice guy who made it in the military and is very well off.
     
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    A young 65.
     
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    At 83, the entire penis probably looks like foreskin
     
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    Did you look at his cock? :gflash:
     
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    How do u make it in the military. Do u mean private sector.
     
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    who does this ? A plastic surgeon? Urologist?
     
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    That's reasonable; it's not like she is 25 or something
     
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    He said the mental part got to him the other night and his junk wouldn't work, in other words he got nervous. This guy is strong as an ox and has it upstairs.
     
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    You playing the long, or maybe in this case short, con and hoping to get included in his will?
     
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    Fuck it, good for him.
     
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    His will is done, it did cross my mind though but I'm not like that. He told me about getting his junk cut today and it floored me. He was so excited like a teenager looking forward to some new poon. Wow what an experience to see that.
     
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    did you tell him she's only interested in his money and could care less about his dick? it needs to be said
     
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    If it crossed your mind, you're like that. That's what I think whenever I see a middle-aged guy befriending an old geezer. Not that there's anything wrong with that.