My friend won't stop talking about their ex

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  1. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    Ever have one of those friends who won't stop talking about their ex? It's been 6 months by now! Get the fuck over it, I don't like hanging out with you.
     
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  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    ask uncomfortable questions like: did he ever get shit on his dick when he plunge fucked your asshole?


    or the what did his ejaculate taste like?

    That may shut her up.

    Ask in a serious manner though for effect. :nojj:
     
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    I always thought thats what friends are for but what do I know
     
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    I had a friend who talked about her ex for 5 years and cried about him all the time. Then she hooked up with a married guy and his wife killed him. I guess she had bad luck with guys.
     
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    She'd cry whenever we went to a restaurant because he told her one of the reasons he broke up with her is that she always insisted on sitting in a booth. :wtf:
     
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    Chick or dude, and if chick how hot?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Pics?
     
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    I bet your friend is a beast in the sack.
     
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    I thought you were a dude. :wtf:
     
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    Dont all bitches always insist on sitting in a booth
     
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    She talked like she was. She was very athletic but I never found her hot, she seemed very masculine. Very muscular, no tits.
     
  13. Summer

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    :jj: Yes!
     
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    Sounds like a good enough reason to me.
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Ill be accused of being obtuse again, but honestly had no idea that was a thing.
     
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    I think it was an example of her inflexibility and insistence on always getting her way.
     
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    I think it is a thing. I know it's one of my annoying tendencies as well but no one ever broke up with me over it as far as I know.
     
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    you're not like her,are you? :chair:
     
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    :jj: Not at all.
     
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    I do like booths though :jj: