My friends are assholes.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I texted one friend because I'm concerned about another of our friends.

    I said: "Hey have you talked to *friend's name* because I haven't seen him in a week and he hasn't texted me back since Monday. *Other friend* hasn't talked to him either and I'm kinda worried.

    His reply: "I think he's becoming a body builder and wants to surprise us all with his new body."

    :facepalm:
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

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    At least you have friends. :rolleye:
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Has that kid ever been kicked in the head by a mule?
     
  5. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    True. I hope you get to experience that for yourself one day.
     
  6. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Seems logical :dontknow:
     
  7. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    :jj:

    ...In his defense, I told him I hate him and then he gave me a serious response and said he'd try to get ahold of said worry-child friend.
     
  8. Mur

    Mur soon

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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    seemed like a normal response
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I wanna look at my friends assholes...
     
  11. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    friend is not an asshole he's an idiot.
     
  12. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    friend is telling you to not be so nosy. what are you, a girl?
     
  13. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I'm outta here

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  14. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    This is hurtful to me because he IS my friend.

    ...though I'm not gonna say you're wrong. :worried:
     
  15. DogStar69

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    Shcmoopy has no friends. :facepalm:
     
  16. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Your reply should be: Does he think we can see his body via text?
     
  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Does said friend abuse drugs? :toke:


    BTW, hi Dev :hug::wub::dpunch:
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yeeeeeeeeah...:jerk:...run away
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    He's Dev's friend, so I think it's safe to assume that he does.
     
  20. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Unwitty yes, but an asshole no.