My friend seems to get "food poisoning" like 10 times a year. Every time she has stomach issues, she declares that she has food poisoning. The story always goes something like this, "I ate (whatever) and it must have been bad because as soon as I ate it I had (vomiting, diarrhea, whatever). Every time this happens I try to tell her that it doesn't happen as soon as you swallow something. Then she stomps her foot and gets upset that anyone disagrees.