My Friend's "Food Poisoning" Drama

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  1. Tigger Please

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    My friend seems to get "food poisoning" like 10 times a year. Every time she has stomach issues, she declares that she has food poisoning.

    The story always goes something like this, "I ate (whatever) and it must have been bad because as soon as I ate it I had (vomiting, diarrhea, whatever).


    Every time this happens I try to tell her that it doesn't happen as soon as you swallow something. Then she stomps her foot and gets upset that anyone disagrees.
     
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    Your friends all seem like drama queens.
     
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    You need to be a...

     
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    @cum Rod Stewart
     
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    So tonight she says she ate an energy bar...already in my mind I am finishing the statement with "...and it must have been bad because as soon as I ate it I came down with food poisoning."

    I asked her if she went to the doctor to have it checked out. She said she didn't have to because she called her doctor and he diagnosed it over the phone. He's probably just so sick of her calling with the same story that he yesses her to death and tells her to take some Immodium
     
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    That story has been around since I was a junior in high school
     
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    Sounds like a huge faggot.
     
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    being friends with girls is exhausting
     
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    No such thing as friends... just girls you haven't fucked yet
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    thats true. I dated a girl a few times, she never gave up the pussy then just wanted to be friends. i said no thanks.
    i can only be friendy with a girl ive already fucked. thats just me
     
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    Things change as you get old, older... getting old sucks
     
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    this happened 4 months ago. :facepalm:
     
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    Gwarn No Pussy Getting 1
     
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    Yeah, not food poisoning. Maybe she's lactose intolerant, or gluten sensitive or something else is causing her digestive issues. But there's no point in arguing with her.
     
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    :jj: Truth
     
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    Yeah, gluten, or maybe she's allergic to sea salt.

    Fucking hippies
     
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    Sorry, need pics before I can give a shit.
     
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    All my friends irl are guys. They are sooooo much easier, more fun, and kinder IMO.
     
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    And not ones that are out of focus or microscopic.
     
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    :jj: Fucken Texan!

    If the girl gets sick that often something is wrong.