I guess her loser son moved back in citing "girlfriend problems," which is secret code for she got tired of paying for his ass, and kicked him out of her condo. Well, she went into his room and noticed his cell phone on, and when she picked it up, there was a fuck-ton of gay porn playing on it. She immediately put it down and left the room, but her son found her out, and even asked her about it. She's very concerned that he's gay, and wants him to know what good pussy feels like. She's been leaving him not-so-subtle hints, like leaving her monster vibrator running on her nightstand, but this fag son of hers is clueless...she said she's sending her husband away tomorrow night, and is gonna fuck the shit out of the son after he gets home. She's not that good looking, but claims her pussy can put on the clampdown like when she was in her twenties. I didn't know what to say to her, except "good-luck." And I know; I need to get some non-loser friends.