My friend's wife just confided in me that she wants to fuck her son.

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I guess her loser son moved back in citing "girlfriend problems," which is secret code for she got tired of paying for his ass, and kicked him out of her condo. Well, she went into his room and noticed his cell phone on, and when she picked it up, there was a fuck-ton of gay porn playing on it. She immediately put it down and left the room, but her son found her out, and even asked her about it. She's very concerned that he's gay, and wants him to know what good pussy feels like.

    She's been leaving him not-so-subtle hints, like leaving her monster vibrator running on her nightstand, but this fag son of hers is clueless...she said she's sending her husband away tomorrow night, and is gonna fuck the shit out of the son after he gets home. She's not that good looking, but claims her pussy can put on the clampdown like when she was in her twenties.

    I didn't know what to say to her, except "good-luck."

    And I know; I need to get some non-loser friends.
     
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  2. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I Gaer New Member Banned User

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    wtf?
     
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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Your friend is okay with his wife fucking his and her son? :uhuh:
     
  5. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    this story is nonsense
     
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    I see what you did there. :hhh:
     
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    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing you because I always thought forum stories are fake. That is until yesterday when my friend's wife confided in me that she wants to fuck her son......
     
  8. jaw_belize

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  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    This type of shit happens a lot more than you think.
     
  11. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Decent spinoff thread. :golfclap:
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    it's subtle, effective and what a spin off thread should be :hat:
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...and always better when it flies over people's heads
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    an there's a certain amount of creative license that adds to the narrative.
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    hey Dink---how goes the battle?
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's all good! i'm keeping it in my pants. :cheer:

    (that is the battle you're referring to, right?)
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Never. Never fuck your mother. You will wind up, bald, toothless and in jail being raped by a giant amorphous 600 pd podling.
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    what's a podling?
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    life in general, but that's a big part of your's :jj:
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Mlaw. :brobama: