My fucking luck!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jan 16, 2014.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'm trading my MINI in on my new Wrangler tomorrow morning and on the way to work this morning......

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    .....I nailed a pothole and blew out the front right tire. :facepalm:

    Good news was I had my local, friendly tire shop fix it for me on the cheap. But still......FUCK!!!! :cheer:

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    [video=youtube;ebanS7YL6V4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebanS7YL6V4[/video]
     
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    somebody you arrested got payback :owned:
     
  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Did you cry? Mini drivers usually have high estrogen levels.
     
  10. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I definitely thought this thread was going to be about your shitty divorce again.
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I wish they woulda just stole it......my insurance company woulda done better than the trade-in. :pissed:
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :nocheer:
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    It's a JCW......208hp, 6spd, HUGE brakes and handles like a go-kart whilst getting 30-33mpg. A blast to own/drive.
     
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    they knew this :owned:
     
  14. AnimalGod

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    Bro that is a total chick/gay car. Wranglers are also chick/gay cars. You definitely got some homosexual tendencies.
     
  15. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Coldest knigga in the game right now. VIP

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    I'm surprised your new gf let you in her pants considering you drive such a faggy car. BTW, Wranglers are pretty gay too.
     
  16. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I already reported this incident to Carfax so don't expect to get much on the trade in.

    Oh, and AG you drive a rusting neon so you can't talk about shit.
     
  17. AnimalGod

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    Just saying I have lots of customers with wranglers and Mini's all women or gay men (mostly women) one is a gay woman. zero men.
     
  18. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    How would you know? You can't fit in either a Mini or a Wrangler.
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :omg: what the fuck are you doing in here?
     
  20. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    my hair stylist drives a Mini