My Fucking Shaver Burned Out

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Apr 11, 2013.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    :nooo: I have to go to the job place to a meeting because they are helping me find a job. What the fuck am I supposed to do now! I have to be at the place for 11 am.

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  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You don't have a backup manual razor?
     
  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Go like you did it on purpose
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  6. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker

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    go to the corner store. get some cheap razors for a few bucks. dry shave on the way. :dontknow:
     
  7. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Try drawing some hair back on with a sharpie marker. They probably won't even notice it. :thumbup2:
     
  8. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    FUCK I will wear a hat!!!!!!!
     
  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You're not supposed to shave your balls before an interview.
     
  10. banksy

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    "the job place"

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  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    more excuses
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    What does a hat have to do with your razor? Wash your fucking hair at least and don't wear a hat.
     
  13. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    I do not have a razor :(
     
  14. fletchman71

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    What do Lever and his electric razor have in common?




    They both don't work.
     
  15. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    lol
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Tell them you have half cancer and needed half chemo
     
  17. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    I would love to sit and argue with you idiots all day but I must go and try to be a productive member of society! After I am done what I am doing I am picking up the rest of my promix for my tomatos.
     
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  19. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :jj: sorry Ryan but that picture is hysterical.
     
  20. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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