My gay car had been broken down for three weeks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Mar 14, 2016.

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Finally called triple A
    He got it started in three seconds then looked at me like I was a total faggot and drove off
     
    Mar 14, 2016 #1
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    :facepalm:
     
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  3. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    You dont have one ounce of self confidence, do you?
     
    Mar 14, 2016 #3
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    this explains everything
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Hmmm
     
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  6. Gwarn1

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    Not my proudest moment
     
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  7. Gwarn1

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    I thought the battery was dead or the starter needed replaced what am I am asshole?
     
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  8. MrWarmth

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    I bet you have trash strewn all over the inside of it too
     
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  9. Gwarn1

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    Just one empty coffee cup and a coupon book. And some miscellaneous odds and ends
     
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  10. Neesie

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    Well, it works now :smile:
     
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  11. MrWarmth

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    Hows the upholstery? Holding up?
     
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  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You're used to having people looking at you that way.
     
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  13. Gwarn1

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    Apparently if you start up a fuel injected vehicle then move it just a few feet it fucks up the fuel and won't start next time. Who knew huh?
     
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  14. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    What are you writing a book. You want pics?
     
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    Odds & ends? :bigthink
     
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    Shut up!
     
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    what was wrong with it?
     
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  18. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I never heard of such a thing
     
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  19. banksy

    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    3 weeks?

    You don't get out much, do you bub
     
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    There's more odds than ends truth be told
     
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