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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    oh christ, my girlfriend tonight. :facepalm:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    what's up dink? was she on her rag?
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't think so. but we're driving in my new expedition an she is sitting in the front seat with her leg crossed over the other an her foot/shoe resting on the dash. i looked an saw that her shoe had left like 5 big black scuff marks on the dash. i asked her if she'd either change how she's sitting or put her foot down because her shoe is scuffing my dash of my brand new ride an she gets fucking pissed at me. wtf ladies?
     
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    should'a busted out the pimp hand.
     
  5. Spider

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    lol pwned!
     
  6. wetback

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    should of stopped and threw her ass to the curb!
     
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  7. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    thats not right,brand new ride and all.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    normally id have an adive. but im drunk :jj:
     
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    Yeah, you were fucking an old Mexican broad for months.

    Maybe she could scuff your dash.
     
  10. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/26342-What-would-it-take-to-make-you-hit-a-woman
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Consider allowing Schmoopy to have sex with her as revenge.
     
  12. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    go fuck that beaner chick again, a lil payback :)
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    maybe she was trying to change the country & western radio station you had on
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she took off her shoes an then made a big deal oot of having to hold her foot so now even her foot wouldn't touch the dash. never once did she say sorry. then she got super quiet in that "you fucked up an now you're getting the silent treatment" way. i called her oot on it and she got all pissy about having to sit in an uncomfortable position. i was all like "i wasn't out a line. this is a brand new truck."

    she got super bitchy an i pointed oot that all she had to do was say "sorry, i didn't know i was doing it" an then find a different way to sit. i looked over an she was crying, trying to make me feel all bad. i was all like "i'm not going to fucking feel bad about asking you not to ruin my new truck."

    then i dropped her off at home an said i'm going back oot an left all bad ass style.
     
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    I tend to put my feet up on lengthy rides as well. I always have the courtesy of taking off my high-heel boots first though.

    A composed, slighting, and proper slam-down response when she got mad would've been: "Sorry baby. This vehicle is just worth a lot and I'm worried about you scuffing up the dash. I do like to see you sit like that though - so if you wanna continue, I've got no qualms watching your sexy ass do it - as long as you chip in to fix up the scuffs on the dash. *wink*"
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    touche, mother fucker.
     
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    :ninja:
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    You let a bitch fuck up your ride then take an attitude with you? You are gay and faggot
     
  20. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :up: go find some poosey and have a lil fun!