My girlfriend has put on weight and I'm thinking about telling her that I've noticed

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Is there a "nice" way to tell a significant other they need to cut a few lbs?

    She still looks good, but I don't want to one day be walking around with a size 8 cow. :nono:
     
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    Work it off in the bedroom you lazy ass.
     
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    buy her one of those scooters.

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    Size 8!

    Tell her to call me when she's a12
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Ask markijuano
     
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    Fuck her one last time then dump her.
     
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    Artie Laugh ****

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    Enjoy the couch
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    When you go to a store or restaurant with her, find a parking spot far away from the entrance and tell her that "we" should walk more.
     
  11. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Dude she is a 4 right now. 3 times that is what you want!?!?! Are you black?
     
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    Go to hug her and put your hands right on the sides of her belly.
    Be subtle.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    i always claim "i like to park under a shade tree."
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I've already been trying to figure out a way to secretly add some weight to her shoes.
     
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    if she's a 4, you don't have problems
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    pinch her fat :coffee:
     
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    That's about 150 lbs
     
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    First off, back off the size 8 unless she is 4'4"-5'8". If she is getting thick, you should absolutely mention it. You were attracted to a certain size/shape when you met. I would suggest you address it in a way of " it's important for you to focus on yourself" versus " you are becoming a fat, lazy, fuck" route.
     
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    You son of a bit....