My girlfriend is a cunt!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Psyche, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    There... I said it. :slick:


    I hope none of you know her :chair: or are her :ohnoes:
     
  2. Satori Brah

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  3. Psyche

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    Sometimes shit just has to be said :jj:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    what did she do?
     
  5. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    feeling better?
     
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    so your gf is the one lady in the u.s. that wouldn't snoop through all your stuff and know that you post here as kc?

    huh. lucky boy.

    :jj:
     
  7. RobsDad

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    As long as she HAS a cunt, the rest is all good.
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If that is your opinion of her then cut your losses and move on. :toptip:
     
  9. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Gonzo Weatherman™ VIP

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    There it is, Mikey,check it out, his head's bleeding... Check it out... His legs... Little Wayne's legs are shaking all over the place.
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    did someone say Lil Wayne?

    [video=youtube;5dmXINEm1-E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmXINEm1-E[/video]
     
  11. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    aren't they all?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Nice back story. negged
     
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    Have you tried slamming her into a oversized bathtub? :cwl:
     
  14. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I banged her last week. He's right, she's a cunt. :c
     
  15. Psyche

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    Basic insane chick bullshit. She doesn't like my Easter plans, yet lacks a viable alternative :scratch:

    IMHO, it's shark week :ohnoes: At the least, the waters are chummed :ohnoes: My goal is to take a dive before the flood gates open.
    :yes:
    No. I'm just not a schmuck. My phone is password protected. And she couldn't even fathom my p-word. AND!!! She knows that if I catch her it's a wrap. I don't play. :no:

    I have a redundant system :grad:


    :lo5:

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  16. Psyche

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    Negged.
     
  17. Psyche

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    ninja, we ain't married :nono: shit's only as serious as each of us agrees to, at this point. She can be a cunt periodically. It's cool. I'm a dick at times. No one is perfect 24/7.

    :fil:
    :nooo:

    Not my style, brah.

    I don't wear white framed shades either :dontknow:
     
  18. Psyche

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    :watchingyou:
     
  19. Psyche

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    Charon! :cheer:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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