My girlfriend is going to make this

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck you faggots :dancin:


     
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    It's only like 10 minutes

    You have nothing better to do
     
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    Fuck this.
    I demand a summary.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's like a turkey but you make some sort of butter concoction and spread it under the skin and shove onions up its ass and put bacon on it and cook it and when you take it out you use the onions and bacon for gravy
     
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    I can't respect a "man" who doesn't pick up the tab when dining with his woman's father.
     
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    Turkey skin is delicious.
     
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    Usually my mom will make one in the oven and my dad will deep fry one

    Between those, my girlfriend's, and going to see my Grammie for Thanksgiving in the old people home, I'm going to be turkeyed the fuck out
     
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    I don't enjoy turkey very much but I find great joy in destroying all the side dishes. :lunch:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I love leftover turkey for sandwiches :buffet:
     
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    You know

    If everyone likes chicken salad, why does no one make turkey salad

    :bigthink
     
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    I want duck
     
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    Duck is fatty and delicious
     
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    I love eating fat
     
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    I'm having Taco bell for lunch
     
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    I just ate a slice of homemade cherry pie with the lattice on top. It wasn't very good but I ate the whole thing anyhow. :pig:
     
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    I'm going to have leftover Chinese ^_^
     
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    We went to a Chinese place yesterday for lunch and last night Miss Chriza mixed all our leftovers together so it's like a KFC Famous Bowl. But with Chinese food.
     
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    Phooey! That ain't engagement chicken! :no:
     
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    what is a baby for $500 Alex
     
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    @HAL