WTF My girlfriend is sleeping and I'm hungry! WTF! (going keto) (srs)

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  1. Santori

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    OK...she's up. About fuckin time... :grr:
     
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    Now that its "fuckin time" are you still hungry?
     
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    Missed a chance for sleeping pussy for breakfast
     
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    That was last night. Now I'm hungry for real :buffet: she's a great cook!
     
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    How many days in? How purple are the test strips?
     
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    There's plenty of time for that. She's watching UFC 200 with me tonight. She's a trooper :up:
     
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    We been together about a year. Had one scare a few months ago.
     
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    Too much tequila last night :jj:
     
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    Into the keto diet ya comedian . I meant the keto test strips that show your level of ketosis. Are you using them or just assuming? Tasting pennies yet?
     
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    No, I haven't done that in 15 years.
     
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    you can't fucking butter a bagel??
     
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    Do you just know when you're in ketosis?
     
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    Fuck that. I'm getting eggs, bacon and a croissant.

    I am not on low carb or keep diet. The title was farcical.

    Stop making me explain my jokes! :pissed:
     
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    You need to sharpen up your thread game, chach
     
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    have you ever eaten a dog?
     
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    She a fatty?
     
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    By all means, carry on.
     
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    Bar thread.
     
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    Oh hey, can you remove the fucking heart? I wanna see what she looks like dammit.
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