My girlfriend just got mad, and we are fighting....

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  1. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    Because I didn't immediately read a link that she IMed me, while sitting across the room on her laptop.

    This is the article. She said the comments are funny. http://lifehacker.com/5932586/make-work-feel-less-like-work-with-the-8020-rule

    Apparently she isn't aware that "arrow in the knee" jokes are very common.

    It took me like 5 minutes to get around to reading it, and she felt like I was ignoring her. In all fairness, she's usually totally cool, but she goes batshit crazy once a month.

    :facepalm:
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Get up, walk across the room, and punch her in the mouth.

    Tell her that's from Daveindiego.

    :c
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Honest gold for honest work. :grad:
     
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    oh i hate when my ol lady IMes me when im right up stairs
     
  5. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    I've dated plenty of girls, but this girl is MAH LADY. And holy jesus....her period makes her psychotic. Srsly. Not just irrational. CRAZY AS FUCK.

    :scared:
     
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  7. Chaos

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    You should flip the script on her and ask if she even knows where that came from and why people thought it was funny. When she says no, tell her to shut up.
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    You should aware her that you're spoiled because of the comedy stylings on this forum
     
  9. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    you just wanted to post that link
     
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  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Have you slapped the taste out of her mouth yet?

    It's amazing what an "attitude improver" a swift slap can accomplish.

    :c
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    thats a good one
     
  13. Chaos

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    No! Never hit the face! Only the body, leaves no marks. Have you learned nothing from lifetime movies?
     
  14. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    I got her into Skyrim.

    She could barely play a Mario game before it, but she sure as hell mastered Skyrim pretty quickly.

    We haven't played it for months, but goddamn...she was glued to the screen for a while :jj:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Tell her you know Chriza from the Internet :grad:
     
  16. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    Things seem okay now, I broke the ice by asking if dinner was ready.
     
  17. Chaos

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    Well............shit. I got nothing.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
  19. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Is she Team HAL? you should ask her
     
  20. Motoflou

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    Cheeseburgers and sweet potato fries!

    :dance: