Because I didn't immediately read a link that she IMed me, while sitting across the room on her laptop. This is the article. She said the comments are funny. http://lifehacker.com/5932586/make-work-feel-less-like-work-with-the-8020-rule Apparently she isn't aware that "arrow in the knee" jokes are very common. It took me like 5 minutes to get around to reading it, and she felt like I was ignoring her. In all fairness, she's usually totally cool, but she goes batshit crazy once a month.