My Girlfriend Just Shaved my Balls..

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by WillyBest, Apr 27, 2013.

  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    ...it kinda tickled!

    I wonder if Beth shaves Howard's balls? Or is that Ralph's job?

    What say you, ladies? Do you prefer a shorn scrotum or bushy balls?
     
  2. Lou Skunt

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    Definitely Ralph's job. I will never shave my balls again. :no:
     
  3. WillyBest

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    I dunno, I'm feeling kinda frisky and I look a good two inches longer...

    Did you have a bad ball-shaving experience, Lou?
     
  4. yippeekyaa

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    Soap, cream or foam?
     
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    Old school: electric razor! That's why it kind of tickled! in a good way...
     
  6. Turtle Man

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    you gf shaved your balls...lmao...she wipe your ass too son?
     
  7. WillyBest

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    Is that a thing?
     
  8. BrerJimmy

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    Kinda one of those things you should do yourself. The only time a second person should be brought in is when you're trying to convince a girl with traditional values to do it for you. And then you gotta ask yourself, "Do I really want a girl with traditional values?"
     
  9. WillyBest

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    Fuck no!!! I got a girl who SHAVES MY BALLS!!! That's the kinda girl you could marry... or introduce to the doorman at least...
     
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    Ay vey it's a whole thing
     
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    The "girl with traditional values" that could be found at the local christian schools were always a blast in the back seat of my old Chevy during high school. Those traditional values girls were awesome.
     
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    Did u get ur taint trimmed as well?
     
  13. Herc

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    When I had Brain Surgery. My nurse shaved my Balls once. Because of some test or something they had to do . . . :dontknow:
     
  14. WillyBest

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    :lol: Kinda fun when she volunteers, though!
     
  15. WillyBest

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    Good question! She was thorough, very thorough!
     
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    Was the nurse at least hot? Did she give good sponge bath?
     
  17. Herc

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    She was an older brown lady in her late 40's or early 50's. She looked like like a cafeteria lunch lady . . . :(

    - - -

    P.S. Thank God she never gave me a sponge bath . . . :D
     
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    Dammit! I was hoping for this:
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    Me too . . . :(
     
  20. WillyBest

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    Sorry man, was she more like:

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