My girlfriend left her phone at my house.

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  1. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    She's not coming back to get it until tomorrow....What to do, what to do? :scratch:
    I'm tempted to start snooping, but I think I'll leave it alone. :hhh:
     
  2. Satori Brah

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    Slide it through your buttcrack :hhh:
     
  3. ZosoHitler

    ZosoHitler VIP Extreme Gold

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    Look at her pictures. Bound to be some naughty stuff there
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Its a trap
     
  5. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    da fuck is wrong with you, brah?
     
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    you kinky little bitch u.:p
     
  7. wetback

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    post some pix here, that are on her phone :D
     
  8. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    What if they're sent to someone other than me? :eek:
     
  9. ZosoHitler

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    Look at her browsing history. Discover all the funky porn she looks at.
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    That's what I'm thinking
     
  11. Jack-A-Roe

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    check the texts bro, check the txts
     
  12. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :jj: you think that's a good idea?
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    :c
     
  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    rub your balls all over it
     
  15. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    That's the first thing I thought of, but that karma feeling kicked in.
     
  16. wetback

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    we wont tell her :c
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Enlightened responses brah
     
  18. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    you need to hang out with Satori
     
  19. ZosoHitler

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    Don't be a prude. Everyone does that nowadays.
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Don't look. If you don't have reason to suspect, don't suspect.:grad: