My girlfriend made gluten free cupcakes

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  1. Lemmy

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    Beat her with them
     
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    They are too dry to do any damage. :nojj:
     
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    There are a lot of good gluten-free substitutes out there.

    Baked goods aren't any of them, however.
     
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    Make her eat them all and then force her to drink milk until her stomach explodes.
     
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    in 5...4....3...2...
     
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    Put peanut butter on them, stick birdseed to it and use them as birdfeeders.
     
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    Have her throw a couple of halibut filets in the batter next time.
     
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    Lactose and gluten intolerance often go hand-in-hand.


    Found that out the hard way not too long ago.
     
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    I wouldn't punish anyone, even the maker, with such cruelty as making them eat gluten free cupcakes. Simply a waste of icing.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Lemmy, Juan says his father is an Admiral.
     
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    He also says pushing KJ into the bathtub was "an accident".
     
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    corn muffins?
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I'm just sick about all this.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Now you've done it!
     
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    Dump that bitch.
     
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    She owns the house.