My girlfriend sent me a text......

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    .....saying that she expects to be "serviced" tomorrow. :yes:
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Tell her Im busy...
     
  3. Chriza

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    And pretty.
     
  4. Lemmy

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  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Don't you wish we could just have a "girlfriend" that lives in a different house and you go out on dates and stay over a few times a week instead of this "going to the next level" shit
     
  7. Lemmy

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  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I have that now but I'm shacking up with her in two weeks. :c
     
  9. Mojopin

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    The next level.
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Oh lemmy
     
  11. Chriza

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    Countdown till you're bored of fucking her...
     
  12. Babs

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    Oh shit, wrong number.
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    old broads are horny as hell
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

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    Me too
     
  15. Gomez

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    This is very true. We are.
     
  17. stripes

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    its never the bored of fucking a person, its the nagging, lack of sex, cuntiness, petty bitching...etc etc.
     
  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :wub:
     
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    This is why we should live separately and "date" for the rest of our lives.
     
  20. Mack

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    :lol: