My girlfriend takes the smelliest dumps

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  1. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    She left about 30 minutes ago and my bathroom still reeks. wtf
     
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    dump her. pun intended.
     
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  4. yosemite sam

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    shes kinda hot just takes smelly shits.
     
  5. Ben Dover

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    She should shit into a sealable Ziploc bag, problem solved
     
  6. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    it just reminds me that some chicks are gross as fuck
     
  7. Capn Crud

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    :bs:

    Girls don't poop
     
  8. Markijuano

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    This
     
  9. Maschine Zeit

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    have you seen the shit pics in the Cave?
     
  10. BearShit

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    Can say I am a little turned on about this

    :jerk:
     
  11. banksy

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    is she a Reggie?
     
  12. Capn Crud

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    Jesus

    Those are shopped, right? I don't think I have seen a horse with a shit as big as some of those :worried:
     
  13. Capn Crud

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    Gratuitous use of the n word
     
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    Girlfriend. Yeah right...:jj:
     
  15. Maschine Zeit

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    right?
     
  16. Dream Theater

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Maschine Zeit

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    not nice posting pics of your ex-wife. :nono:
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    :jerk: Please introduce me to your mom. She looks like she is a lot of fun.
     
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    Goddamnit Zeit.
     
  20. Maschine Zeit

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