my girlfrind got some "amish friendship bread" starter from a hoar at work

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    it's been sitting on our counter in a zip lock dated "march 20th" since she got it an there's like a list of shit we got a do with it for 10 days. says we have to divide it in 4 after 10 days an give 3 of the four packages of starter away. says only the amish know how to make the starter so we got a wait to get it back from some other faggit if we give it away.


    is this amish friendship bread good or what?
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    ps: i'm 100% sure that more than just the amish know how to make the starter. those fools don't even drive cars except for a little while in their teens.
     
  3. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2011
    Messages:
    19,935
    Likes Received:
    0
    It's ok, I just toss that shit when wife brings it home.
     
  4. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    Give it to your Mexican grandma
     
  5. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

    Reputations:
    -153
    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2010
    Messages:
    12,583
    Likes Received:
    0
    You've been banging a middle aged mexican. Do whatever your girl wants, bro.
     
  6. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

    Reputations:
    482,418
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2011
    Messages:
    3,313
    Likes Received:
    724
    Yet somehow they've mastered the ability to produce magic pseudo-fire in a small box on wheels.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

    Reputations:
    68,830
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    37,722
    Likes Received:
    5,255
    I'm sure you could find out how to make it on google.
     
  8. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

    Reputations:
    62,684
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,369
    Likes Received:
    4,601
    Sounds like a pyramid scheme bro.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    everyone who posted in this thread so far is 100% right.
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    164,282
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,820
    Likes Received:
    21,836
    If you receive amish friendship bread you have to kill your wife..it's in the manual...
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    261,065
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,273
    Likes Received:
    42,171
    I don't eat food from people at work
     
  12. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    123,310
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    16,246
    Likes Received:
    3,059
    My ex mother-in-law gave me a bag of that shit. I threw it away.
    I'm sure the bread's good. I just have no interest in this. Save it for the bored housewives with plaid sofas and houses full of country kitsch.
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

    Reputations:
    66,901
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    72,386
    Likes Received:
    7,943
    What a shitty gift.

    Fucking Amish are jews :oy2:
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i think it's probably some gay pintrest bullshit.
     
  15. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    123,310
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    16,246
    Likes Received:
    3,059
    I hate the Amish. I really do.
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

    Reputations:
    242,742
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    88,555
    Likes Received:
    21,522
    A bread baking chain letter?
    Amish have stupid pranks.
     
  17. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    Well Dink my friend I always say that when the Amish give you starter you may as well make bread. Good luck my friend.
     
  18. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    191,527
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,119
    Likes Received:
    24,954
    do the Amish kids really do Horse n' Buggy drag races?

    that sounds cool as fuck.
     
  19. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

    Reputations:
    66,901
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    72,386
    Likes Received:
    7,943
    I got an idea. Keep that starter dough in your car. The next time you get stuck behind one of those buggies take that shit and jam it up the buggy driver's asshole and yell "you got starter in your farter! Pwned!" :D
     
  20. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

    Reputations:
    25
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    26,036
    Likes Received:
    0
    The answer is in the supporter forum. It's just under the thread on how to increase your penis size 2-3 inches.:coffee: