my glasses fell in the toilet just as i finished taking a beer piss

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  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    should I ..
    A: shake em and wear em
    B: wash em n wear em
    C: toss em
    D: sell em
     
  2. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    shake and wear...how drunk are you?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    they fell off because you needed to look down to find your dick
     
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    B: wash em n wear em
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Public toilet, or your own?
     
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    :coffee: Take them to Mund's bathroom and use his sink to wash them off
     
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    very important question. if home toilet, wash em. if public, leave em.
     
  9. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Beer AND piss goggles....LOVE the honesty! We've ALL dropped something in toilet we're afraid to divulge. ME.....I recall dropping a video game....a wallet....slippers, AND a deuce!
     
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    You check in to Dawgs when your drunk at a party? I guess Hotties weren't present.
     
  11. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    I wish I was drunk at a party..no.. just at home watching tv..
    my own toilet by the way..
    I did the heavy hot rinse for your info, I remember stuttering john said its germ free or something like that?
     
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    Goods Well-Known Member

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    Wash. Soak in bleach overnight. Wash them again.

    Also works well for used rubbers you find on the street.
     
  13. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    how expensive were they? could you easily afford to replace?
    If not, you should soak them in rubbing alcohol or something maybe.
    anyway urine is sterile.
    Remember a while back, I think it was Paris Hilton who dropped her phone in a public toilet and made her assistant retrieve it? UGGGH
     
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    doh!
     
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    bucketbuddy New Member

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    were they still on your head?
     
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    Beer Piss is Mostly Water anyway.

    A light rinse will do just fine.
     
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    [video=youtube;wx6QrSw_d_c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx6QrSw_d_c[/video]
     
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    :eek:
     
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    I can top that.. last night I passed out drunk, had to piss but was too lazy to get up and pissed off my bed onto the floor. :jj:
     
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