My grandfather lost his leg today

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  1. This Fucker

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    I told him to look under the couch and there it was, now he's happy.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    We'll be right back......
     
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    Fuckin home run chippa.
     
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    my grandfathers are being eaten by worms today. have been for years
     
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    I had a friend growing up with a wooden leg. We called him Woody. All his pants had holes in one spot because he'd get drunk and stab his wooden leg with a screwdriver or knife into a vent hole then scream like he was in pain. Great bar trick.
     
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    plz leave the schticky jokes to warmth :hat:
     
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    Rectum?! Bout near KILLED em!"

    :rs:
     
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    "YOU'Re scared?! Kid, I gotta walk outa these woods ALONE!"

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    Is that PK's new puppy?


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    Well I got one laugh with it on open mike night followed by a "You suck!"
     
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    Got ya, Rocker Woman. Happy Valentine Day to you. :hug:
     
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    they must be very very big men because they should be skeletons by now.
     
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    Save that shit for my breakfast thread nazzzzzzzzzzzzs