Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HAL, Jun 19, 2012.
construction going on outside
you got a bucket?
mcdonalds is too far, but i might have a bucket
Go take a dump where the construction dudes take their dumps.
convienience store yo.
run up to the biggest guy.
drop your pants and shit right in front of him.
then run back into your house laughing hysterically.
i dont see a portable shitter fuuuuuuck this sucks
a bucket and some ice is all you need
its key to ice down the shit
i dont want to talk to creepy korean store owner
i dont got ice if i stand up i will shit my pants
Brules Rule: Ever have to take a shit but your water isn't working?? Fill the upper tank with soda and press the handle ya dummy. For your health!
If you haven't flushed, the tank is still full of water for flushing. If you've already flushed, If you have any liquid around, put it in the toilet tank and you can flush again.
1) Get bucket of water
2) Fill toilet tank with water
3) Take shit
5) If feeling industrious, get another bucket full of water & refill toilet tank for next shit
ok, this is serious.
takes some newspapers/magazines, and squat and shit on them! easy peasy.
fold it up, put it into a garbage bag.
it's like camping. kind of
Please ICE DOWN THE SHIT, never forger that part
do you have a garbage disposal? if so, shit in the sink's garbage disposal, ice down the shit, turn on the blades and pour whatever liquids you have into the drain, could be milk or anything from the fridge, but ice it down first!
i got bottled water and no ice
no garbage disposal