my house has no water and i gotta shit

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  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    construction going on outside
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    mcdonalds yo
     
  3. Jack-A-Roe

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    you got a bucket?
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    mcdonalds is too far, but i might have a bucket
     
  5. Habit Forming

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    Go take a dump where the construction dudes take their dumps.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    convienience store yo.
     
  7. sstressed

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    run up to the biggest guy.

    drop your pants and shit right in front of him.

    then run back into your house laughing hysterically.

    take pics. :hat:
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    i dont see a portable shitter fuuuuuuck this sucks
     
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    a bucket and some ice is all you need
     
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    its key to ice down the shit
     
  11. HAL

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    i dont want to talk to creepy korean store owner
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    i dont got ice if i stand up i will shit my pants
     
  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Brules Rule: Ever have to take a shit but your water isn't working?? Fill the upper tank with soda and press the handle ya dummy. For your health!
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    If you haven't flushed, the tank is still full of water for flushing. If you've already flushed, If you have any liquid around, put it in the toilet tank and you can flush again.
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    1) Get bucket of water
    2) Fill toilet tank with water
    3) Take shit
    4) Flush
    5) If feeling industrious, get another bucket full of water & refill toilet tank for next shit
     
  16. sstressed

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    ok, this is serious.

    takes some newspapers/magazines, and squat and shit on them! easy peasy.

    fold it up, put it into a garbage bag.

    it's like camping. kind of

    :hat:
     
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    Please ICE DOWN THE SHIT, never forger that part
     
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    do you have a garbage disposal? if so, shit in the sink's garbage disposal, ice down the shit, turn on the blades and pour whatever liquids you have into the drain, could be milk or anything from the fridge, but ice it down first!
     
  19. HAL

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    i got bottled water and no ice
     
  20. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    no garbage disposal