My HR Recruiter just called me out for only hiring attractive young women

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  1. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    And now all the resumes she's sending me is guys. I'm going to have to go over her head on this one.

    Nobody seriously hires guys anymore when you can hire chicks, right?

    @Biff Dibiase @ljc
     
  2. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I don't hire guys. That's gay.
     
  3. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Plus if I start hiring guys people will call me a wrestling faggot and I'll have a major meltdown.
     
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  4. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Ha. I just got a 2 pointer!
     
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  5. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    Congrats.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    That's two in less than 24 hours. I'm slacking.
     
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  7. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    This place is so dead I think we can use this as a PM.
     
  8. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    i wish i could get away with that the people i have to hire are all humaniods.
     
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  9. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    We could always invite shitty in here.
     
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  10. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    Yeah but you get to fire people. That's pretty fun right?
     
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    We just fired an old lady and hired a hot 22 year old :dance2:
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    depends. the last guy i had no problem firing but than i had to drive him 45mins to is his house because his only vehicle was his work truck so that was uncomfortable.
     
  13. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    He'll find it I'm sure.

    Hey look at what my hair looked like in college!
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  14. ClintDagger

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    ^^^Mr S gets it.
     
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    That's what happens when skunks get into the workplace.
     
  16. ljc

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    the guy before that i liked and would have felt bad firing but he saved me the aggravation and died on a tuesday and i was going to have to can him that friday. so i also got paid to go to his funeral the world is a strange place.
     
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  17. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    He couldn't go on with life knowing he had disappointed you.
     
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  18. yosemite sam

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    Tell that cunt to mind her own fucking business.
     
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  19. yosemite sam

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    You killed him instead, thats savage af.
     
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  20. ClintDagger

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    Thanks Sam.
     
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