My husband is out of town

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by hockeygrl, May 17, 2013.

  1. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    and I have a case of the sads. :tears:
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Go the bar, you'll make new friends and they'll buy you drinks. :smile:
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Whaddya say let's open a bottle of wine and watch a little QVC ?

    :marx:
     
  4. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I don't go to bars without my husband!
    How about Summer Shandy and some Dateline NBC? :dontknow:
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    aks dat nigga if you can go out to eat alone again yo
     
  6. sstressed

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    in a few years, it will be - MY HUSBAND IS OUT OF TOWN! :yay: :wave: :dance:
     
  7. Phillip

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    Bury a dildo and take some pics.
     
  8. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I made grilled chicken and cilantro lime rice and had burritos at home. :cheer:
     
  9. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    No, I never want him to leave. NEVER.
    Ok.
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

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    makin tha shits food when nigga outta town :jj:
     
  11. Babs

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    Watch chick flicks all night!
     
  12. Mack

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    lets troll some cam whores
     
  13. Markijuano

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    Did you pack his bags with a smile?
     
  14. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    He's good at trolling camwhores. That was fun :jj:
     
  15. Slippy

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    Walking around buck naked is a very liberating feeling.
     
  16. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    :shit:
     
  17. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I should! I don't know why I'm watching this depressing Dateline story about a chic that pushed her husband out their apartment window and he landed 17 floors down on the parking garage. :depressed:
    This will have to happen tonight.
    He actually gathered up his own clothes last night. All i had to do was fold them nicely and put them in the suitcase!
     
  18. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Do you sit on your couch nekkid in the summer?
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's happened.

    Never while I was on my period though. That shit's just gross. :fil:
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Hes jacking to cam whores right now