My idiot wife....

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  1. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    Just got our car hit in a parking lot. She didn't file a police report because the woman said she would "take care of it". My initial reaction when she told me about is was she must be kidding. Now, the rage is setting in. She's upstairs calling the number the woman gave her. When she comes down to tell me the number is no good, you'll all hear the snap. I'm starting to see OJ's point of view.
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    My best friend is a divorce attorney, he's always looking for new business. Let me know.
     
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    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    Not a big deall, parking lot accidents almost always share fault.... Either way you'll end up paying the deductible.
     
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    You should be in the kitchen choosing and then sharpening your favorite knife
     
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    Be looking foward to seeing you on Judge Judy
     
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    Old black OJ had a knife.....
     
  7. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    My wife's always nagging me. One day she says "take me on vacation, I wanna go somewhere I've never been", I says"how 'bout the kitchen".
     
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    If your pimp hand is strong, you may be able to turn this whole situation around.

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  9. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Another example of why women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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    "I don't condone hitting women ... I understand it, but I don't condone it."
    - Sam Kinison
     
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    she didnt know ._.
     
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    @garypupet there maybe an opening for ya. Gary you mind handicap womenzzzz
     
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    come on thats a rodney joke
     
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    We need an update on this situation ASAP! :cmon:
     
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    Why isn't she at the emergency room getting checked out and lining up her physical therapy sessions ?
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    Why the fuck do you think Police should take time out of their day to file a report for a fucking car fender bender in a parking lot?

    Fuck You.
     
  18. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Thought it might have been Henny Youngman.
     
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    ya got me lol
     
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    I like these threads that keep me reminded about why i'm single again.