My Job As A Porcelain Immaculation Specialist

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Sep 11, 2014.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    Fuck off
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Too slow

    You are so fucking fired
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm proud of you for sticking with it Ryan.
     
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    Ryan is a P.I.S.'r
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    It's the endless bacon
     
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    I had this same job when I was 15 at the Windjammer Seafood joint.
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

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    I'm not gonna lie, I might accept bacon as payment.
     
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    @Ryan Lever , don't listen to bullshit from all the jealous haters just because you have the coolest and best job in the world and they're jealous.






    How many weeks was the training?
     
  10. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member VIP

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    @Ryan Lever what else kind of work have you done beside dish washing? I used to wash dishes bro, it is hard work.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Why did you abandon Scrublife Young Lever?
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    He's getting laid off soon
     
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  13. Gator

    Gator What?

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    This video needs music

     
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  15. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    The paisley jacket is in the mail....best poster on dawgs

    Ever
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Is your last name really Lever? As in Leave-Her? Her being your daughter??? :scared:
     
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    Congrats on the promotion
     
  18. Artie Laugh

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    Thats a good one Galy, no one's ever thought of that before. :rolleyes:
     
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  19. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    First off, that is called silverware, you tard... and 2nd, you're going to get Hep C handling it all willy nilly like that.

    Keep up the good work.
     
  20. HaroldJackson

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    thats cool you have jerseys.
    do the numbers mean anything like in football or are they random like baseball?
    are the dishwashers in the 20s and 30s, manager low number like a QB,servers in the 60s 70s liek line men?