My kid did right by getting a ride home last night.

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  1. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    Today he can not find the key to the car. We gave him the car about a yr ago, and said to get a spare (ol lady lost hers) $50 bucks. He didn't, daily I would see his key just sitting in random places.

    He lost the key, no spare. He is now out $500. Did he learn a lesson, one can only hope. :behave:
     
  2. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy

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    Does he know his dad calls himself the JJ Dealer on the internet? :jj:
     
  3. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    He does, I have JJ Dealer tattooed on my right arm. Was smart enough to get it when I was about 15. He does not know I'm on a message board though.
     
  4. Chrisboom

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    :rolleyes:
     
  5. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    OK
     
  6. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    you should pull down his pants and give him a spanking over your knee
     
  7. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    we're good. He paid, turns last night pricey. Good lesson, I hope.
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    shit! Better luck next time
     
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  9. HaroldJackson

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    It'll turn up. It's always in the last place you look.
     
  10. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    English is not your first language right?? :right:
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    JJ's kid is a huge faggot.
     
  12. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Sounds like your kid is a student at Harvard.
     
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  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    you would know
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I know faggots.
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    So what you tried to say is your kid is a drunken fagit who did the right thing and got a ride home instead of drunk driving.
     
  16. The Finklestein Kid

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    Is possible someone he was with took the keys from him?
     
  17. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Maybe he was at a key party and that's what happened?
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    How could he drive his car home with no key?
     
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  19. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Reading comprehension at 3 am is not my strong suit.
     
  20. HaroldJackson

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    got caught blowig some dude in the driveway:
    "Uh.. I was drunk, had to get a ride home, I lost my key." "yea one of those."