My kid just started karate

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  1. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    What a load of BS... I wished we had a kickboxing class around here... I know for a fact that a kick boxer would beat the shit out of some karate kid... I did kick boxing in the UK for a few years and saw what they do in karate and there is no comparison :facepalm:
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    the lil cunt?
     
  3. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    We don't care about your dumb fucking snot nosed kids dad. Go on facebook and tell your fat loser friends
     
  4. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    I tried to take karate when I was 9, but I got kicked out of the first class for being to fat.

    True story. :sad:
     
  5. The Cunt

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    Yeah she just started
     
  6. The Cunt

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    I don't do FB.. to gay for me
     
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    Nice going on the sensei's part.... maybe you'd have gotten in better shape if you'd been allowed in the class! I've wanted to study some kind of martial arts for many years, but I'm too damn lazy... now I'm old and fat :(
     
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    parents typically do that when they feel their kid might be gay
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    So, the little shit is ......wait for it........ The Karate Kid! :cheer:
     
  10. wicked smaaaht

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    Shut the fuck up
     
  11. Stew Nod

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    I love when they give 12 year old retards a black belt after they spend enough time and money in that dojo :rofl:
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    How in the hell isn't there a kickboxing class in Jersey?
     
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    $130 a month.. for that much I want her to beat the shit out of Chuck Norris's ass within 6 months
     
  15. The Cunt

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    NJ is a small state but not that fucking small
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Well that's a pussy move
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Mine was better.
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Foot Fist Way!! Great movie