my knives are too sharp

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by headerheader, May 5, 2014.

  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    In combination with my lack of coordination. ...


    Dinner was a bloody mess last night
     
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    hi Kanye!
     
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    Lolol
     
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    holy shit. those pics are too gory. take them down.
     
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    Will there be a spin-off?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Oderus should start a thread about how he tried to have an affair and call it "My wives are too sharp"
     
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    I was gonna post pics but don't know the rules on those kind lol once the bleeding stopped it's really not too bad
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    goddamit :mad:
     
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    I was making chicken tostadas but then my appetite was ruined :(
     
  10. Oderus

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    Shoulda PM'd that to me. Coulda been the most epic thread ever.

    YOU FUCKING BLEW IT!!!!
     
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    Speaking of that, I tried Del Taco last night. The fish tacos weren't too damn bad.
     
  12. headerheader

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    He's awful isn't he?
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I texted you!
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i got it :wub:
     
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    has anybody asked her for feet pics yet? that's always hilarious.
     
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    was it worse than one of your heavier menstrual flows?
     
  18. Kanye West

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    hey header how about some feet pics?
     
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    Who?
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Heather give me a back rub I'm dying here