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my lady does this thing where she starts off blowing me an then, out a nowhere, says

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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    "i want you inside me."

    i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

    fml.
     
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    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You drunk or high or something?
     
  4. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    bump
     
  5. HAL

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    Im fucking ur mom
     
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    At least he blows you first
     
  7. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    high on life an weed. but that's a real thing i wrote about in op.
     
  8. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    yikes
     
  9. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    If you are a faggot he will own you

    [video=youtube;ZCoc1CRRZoo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoc1CRRZoo[/video]

    fuck her this way
     
  11. HAL

    HAL ☉_☉

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    meow
     
  12. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home Gold VIP

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    Seems like a lot of work.
     
  13. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    ....cheeeeeeeeerz.
     
  14. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED Naturally Smart. VIP

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    I fuckin' love when chicks say that.









    The "I want you inside me" part; not the "Fuck my life" part.
     
  15. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.
     
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    you are lucky, the sexiest thing my wife does before I ejaculate is brush her teeth....oh god dammit:facepalm:
     
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    Westerberg Nowhere is my home Gold VIP

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    I get it, been there a few times myself.

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    I don't see the problem
     
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Conundrum. :up:
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    :wah:
     

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