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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    "i want you inside me."

    i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

    fml.
     
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  3. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You drunk or high or something?
     
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    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    bump
     
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    Im fucking ur mom
     
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    At least he blows you first
     
  8. dinkus mayhem

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    high on life an weed. but that's a real thing i wrote about in op.
     
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    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    yikes
     
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    i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    If you are a faggot he will own you

    [video=youtube;ZCoc1CRRZoo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoc1CRRZoo[/video]

    fuck her this way
     
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    HAL ☉_☉

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    meow
     
  13. Westerberg

    Westerberg no longer A bother VIP

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    Seems like a lot of work.
     
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    ....cheeeeeeeeerz.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED Naturally Smart. VIP

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    I fuckin' love when chicks say that.









    The "I want you inside me" part; not the "Fuck my life" part.
     
  16. dinkus mayhem

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    see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.
     
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    you are lucky, the sexiest thing my wife does before I ejaculate is brush her teeth....oh god dammit:facepalm:
     
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    I get it, been there a few times myself.

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    I don't see the problem
     
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    This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Conundrum. :up:
     
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