my lady does this thing where she starts off blowing me an then, out a nowhere, says

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    "i want you inside me."

    i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

    fml.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol:
     
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    You drunk or high or something?
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    bump
     
  5. HAL

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    Im fucking ur mom
     
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    At least he blows you first
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

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    high on life an weed. but that's a real thing i wrote about in op.
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

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    yikes
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

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    i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.
     
  10. DrSublux

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    If you are a faggot he will own you

    [video=youtube;ZCoc1CRRZoo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoc1CRRZoo[/video]

    fuck her this way
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    meow
     
  12. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    Seems like a lot of work.
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ....cheeeeeeeeerz.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I fuckin' love when chicks say that.









    The "I want you inside me" part; not the "Fuck my life" part.
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.
     
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    you are lucky, the sexiest thing my wife does before I ejaculate is brush her teeth....oh god dammit:facepalm:
     
  17. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    I get it, been there a few times myself.

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    I don't see the problem
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Conundrum. :up:
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    :wah: