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my lady does this thing where she starts off blowing me an then, out a nowhere, says

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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP Gold

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    "i want you inside me."

    i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

    fml.
     
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    :lol:
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You drunk or high or something?
     
  4. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit Gold

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    bump
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM Gold

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    Im fucking ur mom
     
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    At least he blows you first
     
  7. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP Gold

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    high on life an weed. but that's a real thing i wrote about in op.
     
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    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP Gold

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    yikes
     
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    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP Gold

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    i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    If you are a faggot he will own you

    [video=youtube;ZCoc1CRRZoo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoc1CRRZoo[/video]

    fuck her this way
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM Gold

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    meow
     
  12. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home

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    Seems like a lot of work.
     
  13. dinkus mayhem

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    ....cheeeeeeeeerz.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure VIP Gold

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    I fuckin' love when chicks say that.









    The "I want you inside me" part; not the "Fuck my life" part.
     
  15. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP Gold

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    see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.
     
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    you are lucky, the sexiest thing my wife does before I ejaculate is brush her teeth....oh god dammit:facepalm:
     
  17. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home

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    I get it, been there a few times myself.

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  18. Toothdecay

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    I don't see the problem
     
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    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Conundrum. :up:
     
  20. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member

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    :wah: