my lady does this thing where she starts off blowing me an then, out a nowhere, says

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    "i want you inside me."

    i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

    fml.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol:
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You drunk or high or something?
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    bump
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Im fucking ur mom
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    At least he blows you first
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    high on life an weed. but that's a real thing i wrote about in op.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    yikes
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.
     
  10. DrSublux

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    If you are a faggot he will own you

    [video=youtube;ZCoc1CRRZoo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoc1CRRZoo[/video]

    fuck her this way
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    meow
     
  12. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Seems like a lot of work.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ....cheeeeeeeeerz.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I fuckin' love when chicks say that.









    The "I want you inside me" part; not the "Fuck my life" part.
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.
     
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    you are lucky, the sexiest thing my wife does before I ejaculate is brush her teeth....oh god dammit:facepalm:
     
  17. Westerberg

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    I get it, been there a few times myself.

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    I don't see the problem
     
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    This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Conundrum. :up:
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    :wah: