My lawyer is a scumbag pile of dog shit. Help me fuck with him

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, May 26, 2016.

  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    117,387
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    70,875
    Likes Received:
    19,136
    Long story short. I gave him a $1200 retainer 18 months ago to handle my divorce. All he did was file a response to my wife's divorce filling over a year ago. Now he says the $1200 is gone and he needs another $2000.
    Per @mlaws advice I emailed him and asked for an itemized statement of where my retainer was exhausted.

    Haven't checked his response yet but am willing to post the whole thing because I need help bringing this cocksucker down
     
    Snort, jcosey, Micheal Kenyon and 4 others like this.
  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

    Reputations:
    150,222
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    27,295
    Likes Received:
    16,193
    You can't sue the jew into giving you some pussy, gwarn.
     
    Chrisboom, DiamondGoddess and MrPPV like this.
  3. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    145,764
    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2014
    Messages:
    23,973
    Likes Received:
    15,977
    Don't post it.
     
    Dream Theater likes this.
  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    117,387
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    70,875
    Likes Received:
    19,136
    You ever try to sue a Jew?
     
    Chrisboom and DiamondGoddess like this.
  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    117,387
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    70,875
    Likes Received:
    19,136
    Why not
     
  6. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    145,764
    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2014
    Messages:
    23,973
    Likes Received:
    15,977
    Because you'll turn $2000 into $200,000.
     
    Dream Theater and DarkFriday like this.
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

    Reputations:
    150,222
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    27,295
    Likes Received:
    16,193

    No. I have jews sue people on my behalf.
     
  8. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

    Reputations:
    138,433
    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2014
    Messages:
    5,441
    Likes Received:
    11,000
    Post it!
     
  9. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

    Reputations:
    150,222
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    27,295
    Likes Received:
    16,193
    gwarn cheats on his wife like some kinda faggot.
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

    Reputations:
    150,222
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    27,295
    Likes Received:
    16,193
    Well, he tries to cheat on his wife.
     
  11. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

    Reputations:
    274,773
    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2014
    Messages:
    13,041
    Likes Received:
    18,946
    Vhy dont you yust hire Mlaw?
     
    Johnnykstaint likes this.
  12. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    117,387
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    70,875
    Likes Received:
    19,136
    Ok. Thread closed
     
  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    117,387
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    70,875
    Likes Received:
    19,136
    I've seen my wife twice in two and a half years. She's taking a philipino cock in her ass. I feel no guilt moving on
     
  14. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    117,387
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    70,875
    Likes Received:
    19,136
    wrong state
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

    Reputations:
    248,744
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    48,590
    Likes Received:
    47,397
    You really suck at money.
     
    walterHwhite and BaddFunn like this.
  16. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    117,387
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    70,875
    Likes Received:
    19,136
    Ok he emailed me what he will do for the extra 2k but sidestepped the request for the itemized statement. He's something else ain't he
     
  17. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    183,738
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    56,665
    Likes Received:
    13,720
    Sidestep him and bang his wife.
     
  18. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    453,825
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    65,460
    Likes Received:
    64,681
    Not a good idea dude, they rhyme. :no:

    Send Mlaw a PM when you receive the response. She has alerts turned off.
     
    Teeney and IfTheyOnlyKnew like this.
  19. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    101,232
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    34,380
    Likes Received:
    15,329
    :owned:
     
    Lemmy and crazypreacher like this.
  20. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

    Reputations:
    107,754
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    43,632
    Likes Received:
    22,362
    Thats like saying shes taking a finger in her ass :dontknow: