My lawyer is a scumbag pile of dog shit. Help me fuck with him

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Long story short. I gave him a $1200 retainer 18 months ago to handle my divorce. All he did was file a response to my wife's divorce filling over a year ago. Now he says the $1200 is gone and he needs another $2000.
    Per @mlaws advice I emailed him and asked for an itemized statement of where my retainer was exhausted.

    Haven't checked his response yet but am willing to post the whole thing because I need help bringing this cocksucker down
     
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  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    You can't sue the jew into giving you some pussy, gwarn.
     
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  3. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Don't post it.
     
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  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    You ever try to sue a Jew?
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Why not
     
  6. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Because you'll turn $2000 into $200,000.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    No. I have jews sue people on my behalf.
     
  8. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    Post it!
     
  9. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    gwarn cheats on his wife like some kinda faggot.
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Well, he tries to cheat on his wife.
     
  11. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Vhy dont you yust hire Mlaw?
     
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  12. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Ok. Thread closed
     
  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I've seen my wife twice in two and a half years. She's taking a philipino cock in her ass. I feel no guilt moving on
     
  14. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    wrong state
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    You really suck at money.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Ok he emailed me what he will do for the extra 2k but sidestepped the request for the itemized statement. He's something else ain't he
     
  17. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Sidestep him and bang his wife.
     
  18. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Not a good idea dude, they rhyme. :no:

    Send Mlaw a PM when you receive the response. She has alerts turned off.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :owned:
     
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    Thats like saying shes taking a finger in her ass :dontknow: