My lawyer "recused" himself today.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It could have been the email where I called him a useless twat.

    I'm unsure. :dontknow:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    sounds like your pussy couldn't pay the bills anymore....
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    $1,200 for photocopies. Fucking cuntrag.

    He's all paid up - and walking. Bye bye, you useless tit.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    @ 10¢ a copy........12k copies.
    :wtf:
     
  5. Gwarn1

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    Lawyers are by far the biggest scumbags on the planet. I don't know how it is up in the big white north but I'm sure it's not as bad as down here
     
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    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Seems like pretty simple math to me. Why is she bitching
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    That's kinko's price. A lawyer probably charges a quarter.
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    When I needed him, my lawyer came thru with flying colors.

    I didn't have any photocopy problems.

    Sorry Slippy :console:
     
  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I had no idea you were a lawyer.
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    "First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."- Shakespeare, Bill.

    Sorry Slips....:hug:
     
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    Cumdrop!
     
  12. lunatick

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    lawyers have always saved my ass when needed:coffee:
     
  13. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    I find that practice of Law to be ... interesting. For example, look at Johnny Cochran. Great lawyer. There was a story once about some woman who just went off on him, yelling and screaming about OJ Simpson ... he listened, waited for her to finish, and then said, "The jury found him not guilty." And I thought - what a perfect answer. He didn't "get" anyone off. He just presented a vigorous defense ...
     
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    No way. I haven't done law in like 6 years. And when I was doing it, it was over $0. 30 per copy
     
  15. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    My copies must have been double that.
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    two things you have to remember with attorneys:

    they will nickel and dime you for everything- time is money

    you have to stay on them to make sure they are doing what you're paying them to do