My left ball aches

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    and when I pinch down on it with my index finger and thumb, I feel a halo around it with a jagged little bump on it. Is this abnormal or do I just need to come?
     
  2. Adolf Martling

    Adolf Martling Active Member

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    You need to see a doctor. Good luck on the weekend.
     
  3. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    :hammer:Get back to the other thread you started mister!!
     
  4. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    It's probably just cancer. Rub some dirt on it and get back in the game.
     
  5. Mazley

    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Honestly rub one out see how ya feel. If it's still there in the morn get it checked out.
     
  6. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    I, for one, am glad you started this thread.
     
  7. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I get them same feels bro. Rub one out. Thats the problem.
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    Simple solution.Allz you need is a small bowl of ice,a pair of salad tongs,one roll of electrical tape and brown shoe polish.:hat:
     
  10. Hamptons Bowler

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    Ask your boyfriend to get tested see what STD's he has.
     
  11. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Ball cancer is known to spread to surrounding lymph-nodes quickly... Don't put off that doctors appointment
     
  13. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    you and mazley back together again , what a couple of retards
     
  14. joyceface

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    Dr Harry Fisch would ask you if it feels hard like a walnut or a knuckle.
     
  15. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    Could be epididymitis, could be cancer. See the doctor.
     
  16. Winston Ono

    Winston Ono Well-Known Member

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    Just pinch your right ball.
     
  17. Beer Chugger

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    Chlamydia symptoms


    Chlamydia is a bacterial infection of your genital tract. Chlamydia may be difficult for you to detect because early-stage infections often cause few or no signs and symptoms. When they do occur, they usually start one to three weeks after you've been exposed to chlamydia. Even when signs and symptoms do occur, they're often mild and passing, making them easy to overlook.
    Signs and symptoms may include:

    • Painful urination
    • Lower abdominal pain
    • Vaginal discharge in women
    • Discharge from the penis in men
    • Pain during sexual intercourse in women
    • Testicular pain in men

    http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-...eases-stds/in-depth/std-symptoms/art-20047081
    Another symptom of chlamydia is the inability to stop making shiity threads.
     
  18. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Both my balls ache.


    When is the last time you busted a nut?


    Im a firm believer that masturbation doesnt always help.
    Sometimes it requires a woman's touch to get you the relief you need.
     
  19. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Cancer fer sure.
     
  20. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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