There isn't anything funny about fighting. I've almost killed a few people in bar fights, and it's no laughing matter. When you're a trained warrior, you need to keep your temper under control at all times, there is no other option. I've actually sworn off of alcohol because I was afraid of the damage I was capable of doing when my mind wasn't working to it's full potential. Any ex-military people or highly trained martial artists, such as myself, need to treat their bodies as if they are deadly weapons, because they are. I've almost strangled people to death, just because they were trying to let loose and have a good time, but they rubbed me the wrong way. I'm just grateful my training partners were always there to pull me away and keep me in check.