My list of things I got at Wal-Mart

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  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Cat food
    Sour Cream and Bacon Ruffles
    Jack Links Chula Hot Sauce Beef Jerky
    Baby carrots

    I wanted my Ice Blue Kool-Aid, but they didnt have it

    Also saw a black person
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    did you get a wheelbarrow for when your colon falls out?
     
  3. Mur

    Mur soon

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    Do you ride one of them carts around?
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Dont be silly
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    see any UFOs on the way?
     
  6. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Do you actually have a cat or do you enjoy the taste of cat food?
     
  7. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    No UFO's, and its been well documented that I have a cat
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    HAL is a Fat cat..I mean he has a fat cat
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    On a health food kick?
     
  10. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Ralph is slender and tender
     
  11. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    You forgot Halloween candy.
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Believe it or not, I dont like candy.
     
  13. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    The candy's not for you, you selfish dickweed
     
  14. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    I see Wal-Mart doesn't stock self respect
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    They sell black people in Canadian Wal-Marts?
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    it would be if I got some. kids dont visit my place.
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I didnt ask if he was for sale
     
  18. Mur

    Mur soon

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  19. BleedingGums

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    Cats suck

    I like to kick'em like a football
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you the creepy fat dude who's house smells like fritos?