My lunch was HOT AS FUCK

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Usually when I tell an Asian I want my food "extra hot" they just go AH SO WING TONG CHING CHONG CHING :asian: and it comes out and it's barely spicy at all

    This new place though, they DON'T FUCK AROUND

    This was like revenge for Hiroshima



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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I still ate it though because I'm a true balla
     
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    one day the thread title will read, "My Girlfriend is HOT AS FUCK"
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jj:
     
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    cool story
     
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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    bro
     
  8. Bro

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    asshole burning.
     
  9. DrSublux

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    Make a how was your bowel movement thread tomorrow for teh burns.


    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm teh burns
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I actually got high off it
     
  11. HAL

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    I could eat that if I were high
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    HAL you are too fat......lose some weight
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    Only if you were high? :rolleyes:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It had cilantro in it

    I
    FUCKING
    LOVE
    CILANTRO
     
  15. HAL

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    I have a thyroid problem asshole
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    wha
     
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    fuck you, stop eating then
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

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    You got the Cushing's, nig?
     
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    That's what all lazy fat fucks say. :lol:

    If you expend more calories than you consume, you'll lose weight!
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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