My Lunch.

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  1. Bro

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    Firsta I maka the guacamole.

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    And then
     
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    Really gay the way you put the knife in the picture like that.
     
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    I used chopped onion and garlic s & p.

    Next I sliced some jalapenos, tomatoes and warshed the lettuce.

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    sliced the turkey

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    Tellible. Ze vorst.
     
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    If a fat fuck eats a vegetable, is he now a healthy fat fuck? :uscratch:
     
  9. Bro

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    I spread the quac out on the pita like mayo.

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    Add lettuce and turkey.

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    A hip hop vat vock
     
  12. Bro

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    Pile on the jalapenos, tomatoes, some mozz cheese.

    Make a dressing with evoo, red wine vinegar, and dijon mustard.

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    :belch:
     
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    Did you slice off a thumb this time :nojj:
     
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    I'm done with cutting my fingers.
     
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    fresh mozz cheese would be more better
     
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    true
     
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    the mozz was on sale so I bought a couple of bricks.
     
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    bro could work at subway