my Mexican housekeeper shit in my toilet...

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  1. banksy

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    ... And put the shitty toilet paper in my trashcan. I've seen this before - Mexicans can't flush TP cuz their sewage sucks, so they put shitty TP in the trash. They should teach little Mexicans that, when they illegally enter into the US, they should start flushing TP. Fucking savages. I put on rubber gloves, removed TP from trash, and Lysol'd the fuck out of the trashcan.
     
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    that happened to me during my remodel, the workers were Cambodian though. I freaked the fuck out until i realized what happened
     
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    I'd have taken it out of the bin and rubbed his/her face in it...
     
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    I didn't notice until after she left. I will probably leave her a floater before her next visit.
     
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    Or you can find her home address and mail her a box of shit. Toothpick an american flag in it. She'll get the point
     
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    In Mexican culture that means shes hot for you.
     
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    how much you payin the housekeeper to dirty up the place?

    the house was more disgusting after she left:c
     
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    She wants him to do her Arnold style.
     
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    :shit::mexican::D
     
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    Wow. That would require a lot of effort. I'll just leave her a floater with my shitty TP IN THE BOWEL.
     
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    You should pwn her by paying her in avocados. :D
     
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    Has your cleaning service ever done this to you? Oh, wait... You don't have a house to keep clean, let alone a cleaning service, do you? My bad...
     
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    My apartment's over 1,000 sq. ft. and I like to clean it myself, lazy fuck. I also have every cleaning product and equipment known to man at my disposal. :owned::D
     
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    Ok, but you know the USPS needs all the help it can get. By not mailing it you're letting the terrorists win.
     
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    3500 sq ft house. And a pool. And the bank to not sweat paying a cleaning service. PWNED again!
     
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    They PWNED themselves by not getting into shipping until UPS and FedEx already saturated the market.
     
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    this is the fake story
     
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    :spit:
     
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    That's a nice size for just me and that's considered huge around here. :stfu:
     
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    Good for you. Is it under water because of the housing crisis? :D