My Mom fucked me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    See this?



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    She bought me a fucking 12-pack of them

    A

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  2. Cheri

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    She's trying to give you a heart attack and figures this will be cheaper than taking you out for meals.
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jesus man:facepalm:
     
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    Those are gross..

    English Muffins > Croissants
     
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    Eat them all at one sitting, that will show her!
     
  7. Sternac

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    all seriousness, your mom still buys you food?
     
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    She must've been really drunk and you must've kept your Transformers hat on.
     
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    My mom's dead - be thankful
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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  11. HeinousMark

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    Those things are pretty good for micro-breakfast.....
     
  12. Vyb

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    :wtf: I knew she blew you.















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    My Mom bought me food too, she sent me bacon wrapped filets from Kansas City steaks for XMAS!

    Then I proceeded to have a little fun with the dry ice it was packed in too.

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    Oh my yes.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This is bullshit
     
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    Who is that curvy creature?
     
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    titty fuck her