My mom had a conversation with Matthew McConaughey this evening

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  1. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    His aunt is my mom's next door neighbor, so that practically makes us besties :grad:
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    omg ferst
     
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  3. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    m mc :wub:
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    he said "i just keep getting older, but my aunt's neighbor stays the same age."
     
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    He doesn't talk to your aunt because he has to, or to make a statement... not because it's cool.

    He just... likes it
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj:
     
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    I know she did :coffee:
     
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  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    where did matt mcconaghey get his hair pligs?
     
  10. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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  11. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    :wtf:
     
  12. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    She didn't take a selfie with him :nojj:

    Said he was a cool guy. Easy conversation.
     
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    I love that scene... watched it like 3x last night
     
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    So wtf did they talk about?
     
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    Did he ask your mom why you are such a homo?
     
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    Jim Carey owned him
     
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    Did you stick your finger in his ass?
     
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    Thats gay bro
     
  20. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Where is bro?