My mom is dating a child molester, what would you do? Large family fortune as well.

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    This is a bit of a story, but sure you'll be intrigued.

    My dad died two years ago from cancer, was a good man. Never cheated, drank, etc. My parents were married for over 35 years, had two boys. My mom met a guy on the internet a year ago. Found out three months ago he was a child molester - served time. Really ugly and dumb motherfucker, looks like a pinhead (sex offender link below). Highly uneducated. When my brother and I found out he was a convicted sex offender, we told my mom that it was either him or us - she chose him. My grandmother - my dad's mom - is worth a fortune. My mom is set to inherit 1/3 of her estate. Over my dead body this will happen. Bad enough she is sleeping with a child molester in the house I grew up in, and that my dad built. Is there a worse mindfuck?

    My question is - what would you do? I would obviously love to beat the fuck out of this guy, but don't want to do jail time.

    http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/OH1556804/Dale-Kenneth-Anglin.html
     
  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    kill everyone
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    stfu
     
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    Pic of ass rape or GTFO
     
  7. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    "LittleStephanie" and "Kellyg" are more believable that this pile of horse shit.
     
  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I hope this settles it.
     
  9. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    Ask dink for some dna, kill, plant dna, sit back have a beer enjoy.
     
  10. Partyxanimal

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    Talk to grandma about the situation.
     
  11. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    By all means, the smart money would post the specifics of the problem on the interwebs, then ask for conspirators to rectify the situation.
     
  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ^^^^^

    This
     
  13. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    this a repost of an older post or did I have a pre-cog dream about reading it?
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    gotta look at the bright side, i bet he will babysit your kids for free:cool:
     
  15. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    sponsor a starving child in his name.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Howard Stearnesque kind of post. :bigthink
     
  17. Half Pint

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    I would have done what you did.

    Why her lack of good judgement? Lonely?
     
  18. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I've thought of beating the guy to death with my bare hands. Slow and painful
     
  19. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Nope
     
  20. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Well. I'll say this: your mom knows how to pick 'em.
    He must be hung like a Clydesdale.






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