My mom over heard my sister making a joke to me about trying to get a rich boyfriend.

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  1. Super Mario

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    [Mom overhears sister making gay joke about Mario]

    Mom: Why do you keep making fun of your brother for being gay?

    Sister: Uh, are you serious?

    Mario: I am mom.

    Mom: You better not be.

    Mario: Okay.

    Mom: I think you just say that for negative attention.

    Mario: I think its your and Dads fault. One of you guys got a fucked up chromosone and I did not ask for this. Maybe you should not have opened up a god dam disco with Dad in the seventies cause that might have had something to do with me being gay!

    Mom: Grow up.
     
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    Wut :wtf:
     
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    what's dad gonna do?
     
  5. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    At least your parents are still together.
     
  6. Lou Loomis

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    Any video footage or pics of that discotec ?

    sounds rad as fuck
     
  7. Mr Sinister

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    So your mom doesnt believe your gay??
     
  8. Lou Loomis

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    :hug:
     
  9. Lawsy

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    Mine are too :)
     
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    Ah, the disco chromosome theory.
     
  11. BrulesRules

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    I could never be gay around your sister
     
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    :hat:
     
  13. Super Mario

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    No and I have no care to prove it to her
     
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    :jj: gracias!
     
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    :hehe:
     
  16. Super Mario

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    Thanks I will replace it with that.
     
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    :beer:

    same here. Rare these days. mine pretty much live for cruises and HolyLand trips.
     
  18. Super Mario

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    Dad does not care he just wants me to be happy and give him money
     
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    [video=youtube;_JoZS6LgqYI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JoZS6LgqYI[/video]