[Mom overhears sister making gay joke about Mario] Mom: Why do you keep making fun of your brother for being gay? Sister: Uh, are you serious? Mario: I am mom. Mom: You better not be. Mario: Okay. Mom: I think you just say that for negative attention. Mario: I think its your and Dads fault. One of you guys got a fucked up chromosone and I did not ask for this. Maybe you should not have opened up a god dam disco with Dad in the seventies cause that might have had something to do with me being gay! Mom: Grow up.