My mom wants me to say the rosary with her on Skype on her birthday

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  1. garypagetwo

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    Every year...and it takes like an hour and I just sit there and listen to my sisters say it with her cause I'm not catholic myself :facepalm: its really weird
     
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    who gives a fuck, faggot
     
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    who gives a fuck, faggot
     
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    Those are anal beads dummy :no:
     
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    were you ever molested by a priest? that would make a lot of sense if you were
     
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    Gary, if your mom has skype can I get on there with her and have her do some dildo stuff?
     
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  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    were you molested by a piece of corn fuckface??
     
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    Wait, your sisters are on there too? :bigthink
     
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    interesting. there arent any catholics in Oslo :bigthink
     
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    Gary was molested by a poodle in a priest costume. :gar:
     
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    GayRageTwo watches his mom and sister play with anal beads on Skype :rofl:
     
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    GayRageTwo why do your mom and sister say the rosary if you are a rag head? :munch:
     
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    Butteaus :cheer:
     
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    Gary got cornholed :cheer:
     
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    If its just Skype pre-record yourself on you Ipad/tablet for an hour doing something you look interested in, then when its time to Skype prop the tablet in front of the webcam and she'll see your interested face. You can then watch tv or beatoff on the side or whatever it is you do, just keep the volume down in case she/they say anything that requires a response from you.

    If you cannot afford both a computer and a tablet/ipad disregard this suggestion and have fun praying to some magic man in the sky with a delusional old woman.

    Btw, what do your sisters look like?
     
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    I'm your mom, Gary. DbD's your dad. You know this, Gary.